Just a Dream

ironychan: rinacat: “Pepper! Throw your shoes at me!” I’ll...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:10:15 -0400

rinacat:

“Pepper! Throw your shoes at me!”

I’ll stop reblogging this gifset when it stops being funny.

alltheangst: jackbassam: When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:05:12 -0400

jackbassam:

When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule

“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”

yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,

“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”

macarena-of-time: i may be annoying but at least i don’t write m-rated my little pony fanfiction

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:04:04 -0400

macarena-of-time:

i may be annoying but at least i don’t write m-rated my little pony fanfiction

witneyhouston: im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:03:47 -0400

witneyhouston:

im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson

groovyviewbie: flightlessbird-americananchor: saucegay-uchyeehaw: crosspin: seblaine: circletine...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:02:48 -0400

groovyviewbie:

flightlessbird-americananchor:

saucegay-uchyeehaw:

crosspin:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

what in god’s name is a knob

cause

what is going on in this post

Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob

I think we need to bring out the Steryotype Song

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:01:16 -0400

I think we need to bring out the Steryotype Song

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:00:41 -0400

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:59:45 -0400

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

lucyzephyr: saucefactory: OH, COULSON. ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLY...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:58:22 -0400

lucyzephyr:

saucefactory:

OH, COULSON.

ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLY AROUSED.

ARE YOU.

ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLY AROUSED AND HATING YOURSELF.

ARE YOU.

will forever be the best thing to come out of this fandom

rem0rse: I JUST FUCKING SCREAMED

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:57:00 -0400

rem0rse:

I JUST FUCKING SCREAMED

fiercezucchini: those feelings when you want a relationship but you don’t but you do but you don’t

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:54:37 -0400

fiercezucchini:

those feelings when you want a relationship

but you don’t

but you do

but you don’t

staticsrecyclebin: I’ve done it I’ve created the perfect hentai creature

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:54:14 -0400

staticsrecyclebin:

I’ve done it

I’ve created the perfect hentai creature

forevercryingbecausemerlin: cartoonmotioned: benedictedcumberbabeof221: jordan-has-lost-his-mind: ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:53:26 -0400

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

cartoonmotioned:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

jordan-has-lost-his-mind:

should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the werdest shit we have to scare away yahoo

im looking at you Sherlock fandom.

here we come

bring the crack au’s

supernatural fandom you’re up next guys

amifutami: what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:52:16 -0400

amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

inspirshawol: absoluteblue: aquietrevolutionary: artalias: electronicanonsensica: Everyone is...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:50:43 -0400

inspirshawol:

absoluteblue:

aquietrevolutionary:

artalias:

electronicanonsensica:

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.

That means no more porn on Tumblr.

… God help us all.

BUT THINK OF ALL THE LOST FANART!!!

Not to mention all the fics.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

majorsarcasm19: watchtheskytonight: jordan-has-lost-his-mind: should we just get everyone on...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:50:15 -0400

majorsarcasm19:

watchtheskytonight:

jordan-has-lost-his-mind:

should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the werdest shit we have to scare away yahoo

im looking at you Sherlock fandom.

cAN WE HAVE ANOTHER -POCALYPSE?

THE GAME IS ON!

Tumblr Gets Deep, Part 2

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:49:24 -0400

lolsofunny:

sexintartarus: excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:47:20 -0400

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

lolsofunny: (lol here!)

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:46:33 -0400

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

pondermoofin: okellyjaneo: kylobe: geromykyle: you’re...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:46:12 -0400

pondermoofin:

okellyjaneo:

kylobe:

geromykyle:

you’re welcome

fuckign finally thank u friend

This is possibly the best post I’ve seen on tumblr.

^ this. It’s beautiful <3